Sparky Come!

Anon said: "How do you rekindle romance, Koyuk? Yeah, yeah - every partnership gets into a rut and you have to deal with the monotony of work and day-to-day life issues, but how do you put some spark back into it so the lovin' flows freely?"

ERRRRG! Erf! Okay, well two options there human. First is there something worth rekindling or did someone already piss on the ashes? Sometime, the spark leaves because it was never more than a smolder to begin with. Maybe the fire is out. Is this a two sided concern? Does he/she worry about this too? Do you talk about it? Or is this just you worrying about it?

Based on your answers to some of these questions, let's examine some possibilities. If the the ashes are cold and grey, sorry you can either be in passionless relationship or head to the pound for some fresh meat! If you BOTH are talking about it and are concerned mutually, then here are some ideas!

Get out of dodge! If you have pups, find a sitter and get out of dodge! And don't do some practical sappy (gag like a cat) "romantic" get away that he/she would see coming a mile away! Don't go where you normally go. Don't do what you normally would do! If you normally would go to Orlando and go to a theme park and then watch baseball training camps, you're and idiot and you should not do that! Do a little research. I'm tired of this he/she crap so I will assume it is a bitch not a stud we are talking about. So think of what she has always wanted to do or something pushing you both a little beyond your normal dog yard. Like for me, I might take my barely neutered bitch to a remote fly-in cabin with no people around and bring some fun chew toys to play with. You might take her to the coast and take sailing lessons for a couple of days and then the two of you sail your own rental and learn to work the boat and have wild sex on the deck. Oh can I watch?

If you can’t afford all of that, try talking easing her into some fantasy talk. Talk about things you have always wanted to do. Like for me…that little Taco Bell dog…oh my!!!! Can you imagine what I could do with that! Anyway, take her out to dinner, have some wine and then tell her you have been thinking about how you guys should try to be a little more kinky. Then drive around a bit and tell her some of your fantasies and ask to hear ones she likes. Then take her to a hotel room, rent a porn if you have to, and act out or talk out some of those fantasies. Like me squeezing out a packet of fire sauce all over that little dogs feet. I would lick it off slowly and then…. Anyway, you get the idea. OH! And DO NOT JUDGE, LAUGH or HOLD any of her fantasies against her later! So what if she has always wanted to have a dog lick peanut butter off of her $%^&, that’s her thing man! Deal with it! I am available most weekends!

Answer some of the questions I asked and I can get more specific for you. But in the end, you may just have to light a new fire somewhere else.


Yo Quiero Taco Bell baby!